Seasons greetings! I used to send out the kind of Christmas cards to my friends and family that required me to write a little note in them. I always enjoyed that, even though my hand would cramp up by the fourth card.
But in 2008 everything changed. I met the New Kids on the Block. And there was no way I wasn’t going to do a funny Christmas card with a photo of me and the boys. So I present to you, the greatest Christmas card of all time.
I have friends that still have this on their refrigerators. I felt pretty proud of myself for this. Until I realized that I’ve now set the bar pretty high for myself and my future Christmas cards.
Fortunately, the end of 2009 was the publication of my first novel, The Lonely Hearts Club. So I used this opportunity to not only spoof birth announcements, but to do a little publicity on it’s upcoming publication.
But then all last year, I was stressed out over what to do for my Christmas card. I could’ve done something with Prom & Prejudice, but that seemed expected (Seriously, who spends this much time thinking about holiday cards?). So last year on Halloween, I went to see the Packers play the Jets in New Jersey. I was told by a few people to be careful and that the Jets fans might not appreciate my Packer gear. And that gave me the idea for 2010’s Christmas card.
And yes, I did go up to complete strangers in Jets gear and say, “Hey, can you pretend to beat me up for my Christmas card photo?” I have no shame. I’d also like to point out that the Packers won the Super Bowl last year, so… You’re welcome, Green Bay. 😉
This year was the worst. I had an idea, but couldn’t pull off getting the picture taken (Thanks for never returning my e-mail, Debbie Gibson’s publicist!). I was going to make a joke about me being too busy being in Ireland to think of something clever, but that didn’t really seem Christmas card worthy. Time was running out. But then I was off to my friend Chris’s annual holiday party (also knows as my favorite party of the year). I would be in a room with about eighty guys. So pretty much this year’s card wrote itself.
So this is my Christmas card to all of you. Thank you for an amazing year. I hope you all have a fab 2012!
And now I’m off to figure out next year’s card. It never ends.